Winter in Michigan = ice.
And I'm a klutz.
Plus there's the whole torn meniscus thing.
So there I am, Gimpy Klutzington, limping along in the freezing weather on the way to work, doing my best not to fall on my ass, which can be a challenge for me on a good day.
Now, I'm - (Shawn hates when I use this word to describe myself) - fat. And of course I gained some weight over the holidays. Frickin' duh. So I'm a little extra-pudgy on top of the regular fat. Okay. I accept that. I don't blame anyone but myself.
But you know, there's another factor at work here: it's that time. Among other things, I'm irritable, over-sensitive, bloated, and hating on myself. So let's review:
Fat, bloated, emotional klutzy girl with bad knee limping along on a winter's day. Can you blame me if this is the image I saw of myself: