Adventures with Food
I followed the directions on the package EXACTLY. It said to broil for 5 minutes. Now, I have never "broiled" garlic bread; it is always baked, so I was skeptical of this method. Additionally, this was my first experience broiling anything, but I was game, figuring I'd only learn by doing, right?
Yeah, no. Sometimes when the package says 'broil' and you think 'bake'....go with the baking. Play it safe.
On a frigid night, I opened every window in our apartment as wide as possible to let the stinky burnt-garlic smoke escape.
And apparently I am not as adept with smoke alarms as I should be, because the only way I could figure out to stop the beeping was to yank the stupid battery out (and I didn't even realize that's what I was doing until it was out).
Garlic bread: 1 - Becky: 0
Please tell me you see the alien face here.
I took about twenty pics with different flashes trying to get a decent shot that would show what I saw when I picked this nugget out of my 4-pack of McNuggets. (And no, I am not at all proud of the fact that I ate such terrible "food.")
I was pretty worried that no one would see "McAlien," so I gave him a toothpick body to help with the visualization. Shawn and I differed a bit on how to handle this new edible friend. I gave him a body and took pictures before I ate him because I knew he was special. Shawn, meanwhile, was of the opinion 'your nuggets are getting cold, and are we going to watch "The Walking Dead" or not?'
Well, geez.
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