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Hey, look at me stealing Heather's post!

I will bold the ones that I relate to. My comments will be in red.
  1.  When someone asks you where you’re from and their reaction is “My family vacations up there all the time!”
  2. You know the word Fudgie isn’t a dessert. (Or a compliment).
  3. And that word is feared.
  4. You wear a street sign on your hoodies and t-shirts, but M22 means a whole lot more than just a road to you. Most people from here do, and I know what it is and why, but I find it pretentious, so I do not;.
  5. If you don’t have an M22 sticker of some sort on your car/laptop/forehead are you even from NoMich? See above.
  6. The city is run by Trojans, Titans, and Gladiators. And the rivalries are forever. Most people don't care about the Gladiators anymore.
  7. Thirlby Field is where Friday nights are spent in the fall. For a great deal of the population, yes. But I do not care about high school football.
  8. In middle school, football games were social events and you would walk around Thirlby about a hundred times talking with your friends and scoping out your crush.
  9. When Bardons was closing you almost had a mental break down. It’s still there guys, don’t worry.
  10. Moomers ice cream is amazing and usually worth the wait in the line out the door. Just make sure the wind is blowing the right way. It is located next to a lot of cows you know.
  11. The mall and downtown were the hangout spots before you got your driver’s license.
  12. You know West End is where the party’s at and Clinch is more family oriented.
  13. You’ve probably been on a date to Pirates Cove. Or at least a birthday party.Duh.
  14. Driving by the bays never gets old.
  15. Cherry festival traffic is the worst.
  16. You must tweet/Facebook/instagram how bad the traffic is and tell everyone how long it took for you to get to work.
  17. You’ve ridden the Zipper at the Midway because that’s what all the cool kids did. And hopefully lived to tell the tale.
  18. You will never turn left onto the Parkway in the Summer.
  19. You have come to terms with the fact that summer is most of June, July, and August. The rest is winter.
  20. High 70's is perfect weather.
  21. If you go to Pyramid Point and don’t post a photo were you actually at Pyramid point? No. You weren’t.
  22. You know how to drive in 30 inches of snow with 0 visibility because school wasn’t closed that day.
  23. You also know what it’s like to have school closed for a week because of all of the snow, no electricity, and being in a state of emergency,
  24. You know the “Snow Day” ritual by heart.
  25. Thinking about the Hickory hills tow rope still gives you nightmares.
  26. You or a close friend has broken something at Crystal Mountain, Holiday, or Hickory skiing/snowboarding in the winter.
  27. JP’s Mess was your go to breakfast meal until it sadly closed, now J&S Hamburg is the 24 hour spot. I do not remember this "JP's Mess." We had "The Clock."
  28. You know SUP doesn’t just mean “What’s Up?”
  29. You have a relative you always send “Cherry Republic” stuff, too. No, but I have relatives that BUY Cherry Republic stuff every time they visit, so it counts.
  30. There’s “famous” Traverse City families that everyone knows. “No way you’re a (insert last name here)?!”
  31. You still question why our Pro Baseball team is called the “Beach Bums”, but shrug it off and go watch the great American pastime anyway. The Beach Bums & their park was sold and reworked. We used to be in the Cactus League (I don't even know), and now we are in the Northwoods League (which makes a fuck-ton more sense) and our team is the Pit-Spitters.
  32. Cheddar Ale soup from North Peak. Enough said.
  33. ALL OF THE FOOD GUYS.
  34. We’ve all been scared at the Old State Hospital Grounds.
  35. And climbed that Hippy Tree that’s supposedly a portal to hell.
  36. You've "illegally" jumped off the Pier. Oops. I get it, but no.
  37. And you've jumped into the Boardman River off of that TART trail bridge once or twice. Sorry mom. I get it, but no.
  38. For Prom/Homecoming you go to the Open Space to take photos. It is the done thing, but I did not go to prom.
  39. It would suck if two schools had it on the same night because it gets crowded down there.
  40. Dons Drive in shakes are life changing. Not anymore. :(
  41. *gets friend request* “hey, it says they're from TC, I’ve probably seen them before!” *accepts*
  42. You’re used to being close to the water at all times.
  43. You got your boater’s safety license in 6th grade so you could drive a jetski with your mom.
  44. Hiking, fishing, boating, floating, being outside is how you spend your summer.
  45. Opening day of deer season means low attendance at work and at school.
  46. You and your friends' "meeting spot" was/is the parking lot of your high school. Or Meijer, usually Meijer.
  47. You are more than proud to be from one of Michigan's best cities.

8 comments

  1. Cheddar ale soup sounds good and all of the local ice cream too, yum! I admit most of this is news to me, I don't know anyone from Michigan (besides you ;-)). Would love to read more about it! I think I would struggle to write one of these because I am kind of half Virginian half Massachusettsian but also Scotland and Florida I don't know I'm a gypsy! I brought strawberry shortcake and Raspberry lime rickeys into our house though so I am spreading some American good-ness!

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    1. I'm sure the Cheddar Ale soup is delicious; however I personally don't care for North Peak, so I've never had it. *Shrug.
      I love your gypsy-ness, you beautiful traveler.
      Um, what is a raspberry lime rickey?

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    2. I would also like to know what a raspberry lime rickey is!!!

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    3. Oops just saw this reply thread, sorry! Raspberry lime rickey...okay it's a soda with lime and raspberry, usually a sprite base but maybe soda water? I am not 100%, you can get them at like Mom and pop ice cream shops in New England in the summer! Also sherbert freezes which are just sherbert mixed in Sprite - so good!

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    4. (I kind of make my own at home but they're not totally authentic because I use cran-raspberry :-)

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    5. Mmm...I feel like I need a picture of this RLR. :) It does sound quite good though.

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  2. I love this!!! It's so awesome how every town/city has it's own ingrained culture! I should have added banana slugs (SCU mascot) and Mystery Spot bumper stickers to my list (at least I don't remember them being on the list...)

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    1. Is the Mystery Spot in San Jose? It is cool - the differences of each area. My shrink finds them particularly fascinating. :)

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